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nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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clamperl:

scooby doo 25 to life

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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outraged:

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

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lchry said: do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

dennys:

tacobell:

They wish.

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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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